Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This is my first time playing along with MckMama on Not Me! Monday, but it looks like a ton of fun and who couldn't use free therapy? So here goes....


I certainly did not eat an entire box of chocolate chip cookies all by myself in less than twenty four hours. And if I had, I would not have followed up by finishing off the last two of Josh's double chocolate jumbo muffins. I did not have the slightest bit of a sweet tooth this week and I now am not afraid to step on the scale. Nope. Not me!

I certainly did not have to dig my car keys out of the toilet Friday. My keys could never end up in the toilet. I know where my keys, and especially my super quick, newly walking baby is at all times.

I also did not feed my baby the apple slices and grapes out of a McDonalds Fruit and Walnut salad for breakfast Thursday morning because there was no fresh fruit in the house and I was too lazy to go to the grocery store. I would never spend 3 bucks on half an apple and a handful of grapes. Not me!

And lastly, I certainly did not get to sleep in on Mothers Day morning. Sleeping in is not something that I find a luxury these days. And I did not forget to take my camera with me while we visited with family. I did not have a wonderful first Mothers Day with my oh-so-gorgeous husband and my beautiful baby boy.

Nope. Not me!

So, What did you not do this week?